I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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