Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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