i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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