One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
It was awkward being the only one at the wedding who knows that the bride and groom met when she gave him a lap dance at a strip club
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
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