YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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