Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
Randomize
