Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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