I could have mohawked her pubes.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
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