last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
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