guys are not supposed to queef...right?
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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