does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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