Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
Randomize
