summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
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