I'm so fucking centered right now
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
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