Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
Little spoons don't ask big questions
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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