It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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