I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
Smuggling a beer bottle full of vodka out of the bar with a tampon as a plug for the top of the bottle wasn't one of my classiest ideas... but your hangover proves it was resourceful and effective. Your welcome.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
we need to open a bar. a bar with... wait for it... A FUCKING BALL PIT.
LOL. Do you guys need a ride home?
No. we're home already. i just thought it was a brilliant fucking idea.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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