White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
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