Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
I made him laugh his dick is mine
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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