Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
FUCK WHALES
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
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