it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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