I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
death, taxes, and me drunk texting you are 3 certainties in life
Randomize