That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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