After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
You tend to look at life differently when you wake up to nutella vomit all over your room with no recollection of how it got there
You know how to spell recollection?
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
Randomize
