woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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