covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
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