How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
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