Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
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