taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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