So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
as a side note pls kill me
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
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