Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
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