somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
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