If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
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