i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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