oh god the rape fog is back!
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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