No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
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