And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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