11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
I'm sorry for everything. i woke up with two citations stapled to my shirt.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
Randomize