Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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