you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
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