I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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