i jhust puked up my retainher.
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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