I'm laying in your front yard are you home
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
My liver is preforming stress tests.
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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