Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
Randomize
