so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
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