May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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