very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF?
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
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