the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
we made out on top of his cat.
She left me with blue balls so I jerked off on her french toast in the morning.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
A milkman. But instead of milk I'm delivering marijuana. And instead of a milk truck it's an armored car.
You're a weed delivery man, in an armored car?
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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