I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
they're like a gay fantastic four
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
