The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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