i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
There r osticjed everywhere
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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