The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
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