just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
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